February 2011
January 2011
it’s like my brain is wired up and...
“Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl....”
– (via aeiohilikeu)
cutest thing ever T_T
Adam: I know what going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
Shira: Nice memorization. Did you google that?
Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing.
Patrice: There's like a crime scene in my pants.
Adam: Oh, I also made you this (hands Emma a CD). To help soothe your womb.
Patrice: It's a mix. Even Flow. Red Red Wine.
Shira: Sunday Bloody Sunday.
Emma: Adam, did you make me a period mix?
(Gay guy): That's so romantic.
Patrice: Frank Sinatra, I've Got the World on a String.
“If we were in a relationship I’d become a weird scary version of myself,...”
when you see a hot guy on facebook..
and you go through their pictures like:
then you hit that one picture he has with a girl and you’re like:
so you rush desperately to his info section to see if he’s taken like:
and then you see this:
and you’re like:
this is me and amy all the time LOL
what a morning lol. i woke up hungry as fuck so i wanted to get some delicious tater tots at gbc before korean class but the line at 10am for breakfast is ridiculous, it’s like they’re giving out free food or something. i opt for some sushi instead and i notice that the avocado in it is fucking gray…. i figure that i’ve eaten much worse from my own cooking and i wolf that...
you know,
we’re young and now’s the time to enjoy life as much as possible, and i don’t think we should be stressing over things like relationships right now because whatever happens happens and some things are just out of your control. i think now’s just the time to make some good memories for stories to tell in the future, and to not worry over every little thing. we’re...
good memories. :)
now time is all that we have, ...
MY FUCKING PRINTER
piece of shit omfg, every paper it takes it manages to take somehow crumples and fold over itself while it’s being sucked in, and it fucking jams everytime. i try to pull the paper out and the fucking piece of shit rips so there’s these invisible pieces of paper stuck inside the fucking printer and i have to take the ink out and the rollers and shit and fish out that tiny piece of shit...
the twinkle twinkle amino acids song is goddamn helpful in memorizing all these little shits
lysine, arginine and his basic ones you should not miss ala, leu, val, ile and met fill the aliphatic set proline bends and cys has s glycine’s r is the smallest then there’s trp and tyr and phe structured aromatically asp and glu’s side chains of r say to protons au revoir glutamine,...
Your period
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw every body’s face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
Tampons take over your purse
The positives
You‘re not pregnant
fucking lol
s: are you on?
j: no im reading haha
s: omg
s: playing mechxDFgsdrfugnvjksdbvg;'akesdrml
s: Barhgvhyudbsfnv bkcfjb er'a
s: gsermga
s: agh
s: tha
s: ergh
s: ta4gdryshaegtrgeft
j: uh
s: oh sorry
s: i was cleaning the jizz off my keyboard
i got i got i got i got your back boyy
i want to be someone’s pride, someone’s strength, someone’s best :)
neyo-stay came up on shuffle and remembered how...